Outgated

Have you ever wanted to

• participate in a conversation without speaking a word?
• tell right from wrong without developing a moral compass?
• follow and intercept fast-moving targets without going anywhere?
• become a bona fide gatekeeper?

Okay, the last guess might be a bit off. Nevertheless, this game will let you experience all of these things and probably more!

Pearly is having a tough day being treated like a living being, so it (or he?) could use a couple of helping hands. All that's needed are your LEFT and RIGHT buttons, or A and D as an alternative. Actually, you can mix and match, just take care of your posture and don't tangle your limbs!

Good luck, Pearly!